Jons

"If you from the hood you know any nigga named Jon Jon is dangerous. This nigga ain't no different. He got a metal plate and his jaw and he beat up a Pitbull. A lot of niggas ain't believe that, Specifically a nigga named jay. So he tried Jon Jon. Hit him right in his jaw. That nigga's hand was never the same". -The Hood Avatar



Jon Jon
A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love to get with, one of the nicest people you will ever meet, has a good sized penis, very funny and can make any type of person want to become friends with them.
Example:
"I'm such a loser, i wish i was a jon jon."


Jon Jon
man with metal plate in his jaw and fought a pitbull
Example:
"Jon Jon? You Talkin about that nigga with the metal plate in his jaw?"

"Fought a pitbull with his bare hands Jon Jon?"


Jonning it
Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
Example:
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"


Jonning/To be Jonned
Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.
Example:
Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned


Jonned
Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.
Example:
(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"


JON
Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
you can Spell It

Jonathan
Johnathan (gay Verison)
Jon
John (gay version)
Example:
Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"


JON
KIND gentle badass dont be afraid to voice your own opinions. People only hate you because of the way others love you. Your a good man dont let fear of causing a ripple keep you from living. Also i heard this dude jon gives amazing orgasms ladies! Knocks em out for free! U are the kind of guy woman wait for. Make sure the girl u choose matches your awesomeness.

Next look up always
Example:
Jons the perfect dude


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