akward

The incorrect spelling of the word awkward.Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).



akward
something unnatural. something that isn't in it's proper shape or condition.
Example:
after he fell on his hands he saw his arm in an akward angle.


Akward
When you were having an interesting conversation with someone but one of you said something nasty or stupid as nd now there is complete silence
Example:
Bro, that was akward.....................................


Akward Silence
When a white male and white female are having sex and a naked black man walks in wanting in on the action.
Example:
Bill: Yeah me and Linda were doing it then Tyrone walked in expecting something..and uhh...
Tim:Ouch. Akward Silence?
Bill:Yeah...


akward turtle
a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)
Example:
so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?


kc akward
A super akward crush situation between two akward and shy peeople. Theres no age gap but just a horribly awful akward experience. Prayers go to the unfortunate ones who have a crush like this
Example:
I hve a kc akward problem T.T


Akward Turtle
A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs
Example:
Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man


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