Smeg
Comes from the word "
smegma", meaning the cheesy
crud on the end of your dick, if you're a guy and dont wash your dick properly. "Smeg" is mainly used as a kind of swear-word on the TV show
Red Dwarf. When used in this context, its use is similar to that of "fuck".
Smeg
by Snake on Jul 10, 2004 02:03:30
From the tv show
Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.
1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.
2)
Smegger: Obnoxious person
3)
Smeg head: As 2
Example:
1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin'
smeg's he smeggin' done?!
2) I'll nut the
smegger into oblivion
3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a
smeg head.
Smeg
by Nicky Fung on Jun 27, 2005 03:36:22
"Smeg" was adapted for use by the crew of the popular BBC TV sitcom,
Red Dwarf, and comes from the word smegma, which describes the
yellowy, cheesy substance found on the end of dirty penises and grimey
clits.
Smeg
by Kittennffc on Jun 29, 2005 06:40:26
The sticky,
yellowy, substance with a similar consistancy to that of a
crumbly cheese that collects behind the foreskin of a man if he is dirty and doesn't wash properly.
Example:
"I've got some
smeg under my
foreskin"
"Eww, that boy had a right load of smeg on his
bell"
Smeg
by Brinny on Dec 06, 2007 00:24:35
Derivitive in most instances from the word Smegma (See:
Knob Cheese), with four meanings:
1) Spoken in the show
Red Dwarf (may have been used earlier than this.) and adopted into every-day culture; Similar meaning to damn or fuck.
2) Presumably an abbreviation of Smegma again; Referring to something digusting. Often an -unidentified- disgusting substance.
3)An insult. Smegma isn't the most complementary thing to call someone, so we can assume it comes from this word.
4) A company that makes various kitchen appliances such as
cookers or fridges, which serve about as much purpose as the Smegma the word tend to derive from.
Example:
1) "
Causality? Well, OK, you know, one event causes another, OK, but sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a
smeg!" -Kryten,
Red Dwarf.
2) "Urgh! I just put my hand in a huge pile of smeg!"
3) "You SMEG-FACED FUCKING SMEG-FACE."
4) "Whiiiirrrrtickticktickneeaaawwwm ... boom!"
Smeg
by LalaRainbow on Jan 28, 2009 03:30:10
A
made-up word used in the old TV show
'Red Dwarf.'
Used like a swear word, but didn't cause
offence because it doesn't mean anything.
Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.
Smeg
by ChessShadow on Jul 06, 2010 11:03:04
Smeg comes from the word, "Smegma" which is a thick,
cheeselike,
sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. It's the same as, "
Dick-Cheese".
It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.
Smeg
by rockmiester on Oct 12, 2012 11:25:11
A german
manufacturing brand of whitegoods such as
fridges and
oven who chose to deminish their marketing potential by way of using a name meaning semen in the western world.
Example:
Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin
cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new
washing machine?