Grammatically Challenged
A vast majority of the posters on Urban Dictionary.
Example:
i dropped out of school when i was four because that bitch teacher was keeping me down, just like the man. STICK IT TO THE MAN! NOW I ARE RACISTSEXIST! ^^ (Grammatically Challenged)
i dropped out of school when i was four because that bitch teacher was keeping me down, just like the man. STICK IT TO THE MAN! NOW I ARE RACISTSEXIST! ^^ (Grammatically Challenged)
Grammatical Math
Example:
"I was the only one to help set up for the party today and I did everything" "Didn't Mark, Jim and Pam help you set up? That grammatical math don't add up."
"I was the only one to help set up for the party today and I did everything" "Didn't Mark, Jim and Pam help you set up? That grammatical math don't add up."
grammatic irony
When a person correcting someone else's grammar, spelling, or general intelligence makes a grammar or spelling mistake themselves. This does not count if the person has intentionally made the mistake. The phrase comes from "dramatic irony", but is not actually a form of irony.
Example:
On an Internet forum:
> > These stupid people are just crybabies who complain when they don't get they're way!
> Your an idiot because you can't spell!
Oh, the grammatic irony....
On an Internet forum:
> > These stupid people are just crybabies who complain when they don't get they're way!
> Your an idiot because you can't spell!
Oh, the grammatic irony....
Grammatical Lust
The intense attraction that you get when someone correctly adheres to English grammar conventions.
Often associated with intelligence, but more commonly associated with sexiness.
Often associated with intelligence, but more commonly associated with sexiness.
Example:
Grammatical Lust in action: "You capitalise letters at the start of sentences? Excuse me while I take my pants off..."
"That girl spells 'you're' as 'your'...despite her well proportioned physique, she would be so much attractive if only she could better satisfy my grammatical lust."
Grammatical Lust in action: "You capitalise letters at the start of sentences? Excuse me while I take my pants off..."
"That girl spells 'you're' as 'your'...despite her well proportioned physique, she would be so much attractive if only she could better satisfy my grammatical lust."
Grammatically Challenged
Example:
Tara Gilebsie-Author of My Immortal Harry Potter Fanfiction, who is Grammatically challenged
Tara Gilebsie-Author of My Immortal Harry Potter Fanfiction, who is Grammatically challenged
Grammatically Challanged
Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.
grammatical texter
Example:
Man, why does Dave always have to use periods and capital when he text?
Because he's a grammatical texter.
Man, why does Dave always have to use periods and capital when he text?
Because he's a grammatical texter.
Grammatical Decorum
A long-forgotten art of language mastery that once graced the realms of the written and spoken word. It's all about showing respect to grammar by adhering to its rules and structures like a boss. When you possess grammatical decorum, you wield the power to impress, persuade, and avoid embarrassing language blunders.
Example:
- When Brenda saw her friend's atrocious grammar in a text message, she couldn't help but cringe. Armed with her red pen emoji, she swooped in to save the day, sprinkling grammatical decorum all over the conversation like fairy dust.
- Dude, that guy's got serious grammatical decorum skills. His emails are like symphonies of correctness, and I can't help but feel inferior when I read mine aloud.
- When Brenda saw her friend's atrocious grammar in a text message, she couldn't help but cringe. Armed with her red pen emoji, she swooped in to save the day, sprinkling grammatical decorum all over the conversation like fairy dust.
- Dude, that guy's got serious grammatical decorum skills. His emails are like symphonies of correctness, and I can't help but feel inferior when I read mine aloud.