Juggaloism
Juggaloism is a religion that the Insane Clown Posse introduced to the world in 1992 with the first
Joker's Card: The Carnival of Carnage. Since then there have been many more advances on to the Juggalo community of believers, and five more Joker's Cards: The Ringmaster,
The Riddlebox,
The Great Milenko,
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers and the Shangri-la (heaven) and
Hell's pit version of the last Joker's Card The Wraith.Many people see the people see the Dark Carnival as evil because of the things they see about it. But to think so is ignorance. The Carnival is a supernatural caravan of dead Juggalos and Juggalettes and spirits of the Carnival traveling the Earth to pick up the departed, evil or holy. The Carnival unlike the Devil or God , all they do is judge the purity of your soul, and take you to heaven or hell. Juggalos stay behind with the carnival because in at the end of the world:
The Tempest, they will fight in the battle of Armageddon. That is why it is appropriate for Juggalos to be called ninjas, because that it what they are. The Tempest is the end of the world. It is the same thing as The bible book: Revelations, but it is described as a great storm, and in the Juggalo faith, it is believed to be happening very soon.
ICP's music reflects everything about this religion very figuratively, and befor the Sixth Joker's Card, kind of secretly. They did this because they wanted to draw in people who were lost from God's word, and who had the spirit to go find more about the Dark Carnival. You are not a true Juggalo unless you believe in God. ICP's music is all entertainment, but if you look farther into it, they are only talking about killing wicked people. I know they aren't going out and killing sinners, because they mean this also figuratively. Killing the wicked is merely a metaphor for killing the wicked inside of people. The Dark Carnival is very related to Christianity, but in a modern way. Juggalo's cus because they beleive that over time, the weight of a sin has changed, small sins like cussing and stuff like that, are not as important as bigotry or murder. Many don't think ICP's music is Christian, but it is. One example is on the Shangri-la cd. On many of the back tracks it said things about Jesus being our savior.
juggalo
by GasterBlasterMasterCasterDisas on Jan 15, 2017 05:10:39
A juggalo is someone that eats Monopoly and shits out
Connect Four.
Also a fan of ICP (Insane Clown Posse) that
scrunches up their nose when singing about
macaroni.
Example:
What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody that you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out
connect four.
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a
phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut in your
macaroni.
Juggalos
by phredy on Mar 25, 2006 02:22:12
a
juggalo is a follower of
Insane Clown Posse. they tend to be radically devoted to said band. from what i hear, they are NOT ALL psycho, white trash,
pot-head, ignorant, ill informed bigots. but the many that i have had the pleasure to meet ARE.
Example:
me: i dont like ICP.
juggalo: see, why yo gotta be hatin on da juggalos
like dat?
me: i
dont hate you, i just dont care for your music.
juggalo: dont make me kill you wit my
hatchet, son!
me:...what?
Juggalo
by 17in17 on Sep 28, 2021 10:37:33
Someone people hate because they often take their girlfriends and bang their Mothers. Known the world over to eat monopoly and shit out
connect four, they ate not the people you want to mess with. Be it 1 on 1 or a
street fight most are well trained in
street fighting. With an average 120 pound juggalo beating down men 5 times their size. They despise the fake and unrealistic world views of today so often stay to their own groups.
Juggalo
by TeenJugg on Sep 30, 2017 02:20:40
Someone who is part of a group of people who like to embrace their tough side while
acting tough but blending in with society but when an Icp (
Insane Clown Posse) song turns on, shows their
true colors and acts more like them self than anyone could ever see without it.
Juggalo
by MzNapalm ESJ Butterflies on May 01, 2018 09:26:27
Fan Base that blindly follows Psychopathic Records. But also a loyal fan base that has turned into a family.
Juggalo's are known world wide for their crazy/sometimes dangerous antics,
face painting, and Faygo throwing. If it wasn't for Violent J (1 half of the Insane Clown Posse) having a dream of a dark carnival when he was a teen, Juggalos would never exist.
Juggalo's are a number of things, Uneducated, Scrubby, And sometimes just a down right P.O.S. But that only lables 1% of the family.
Notable Juggalo's: Coolio, Kane
Hodder, Dr.Phil, Ron Jeremy, Mike Busey, and many many more. (Oh did you read
Dr.Phil's name? GO watch his Episode where he tells the Insane Clown Posse he's been a fan for a very long time.)
Juggalo's gather once a year for what they call their Family Reunion, or as the rest of the world calls it The Gathering of the Juggalo's. They also have one day each year that they call Juggalo day, along with
DCC (Dark Carnival Con) which is a big
nerd fest for Juggalos.
Example:
Susan: Yo, did you hear about the
DCC? It's a Juggalo Convention.
Carrol: Have you heard of the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Karen: Ha! You guys must not have seen them March on Washington. Most well behaved group there on September 16, 2017.
Ninja: Hey guys, instead of being basic white bitches drinking Pumpkin spice lattes an Unicorn Lattes; why don't you Fuck the Fucking fuck off and get back to your shitty ass desk jobs because I'm your boss an I pay you to type reports. Not to gossip about me, my Family and our
life choice.
Juggalo
by WritingOnTheWalls on Jul 27, 2015 02:42:37
A fan of the music artists ICP or another artist from
Psychopathic Records. They like
Faygo, meet at Juggalo gatherings, and consider their fellow Juggalos as family. The female term for a Juggalo is a Juggalette. There are two different types of Juggalos:
Non-Violent and Violent Juggalos.
Juggalo
by xSwoon on Nov 28, 2010 16:13:24
An individual that listens to the Horrorcore/Rap/Rock Group the Insane Clown Posse. Widely known as the most hated band in the world, the two young rappers from Detroit, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope often sing about murder and their psychopathic family. Other Juggalo musicians include Twiztid,
Esham,
Anybody Killa, Blaze, Zatan,
Zug Island, and Tech N9ne. Eminem's song "Marshal Mathers" makes fun of Juggalos While
ICP's song "
Slim Anus" Makes fun of Eminem and Dr. Dre. While much of the hate towards ICP is from Eminem's lyrics and their ongoing
fued, They have recently settled it over bowling. Typical Juggalos wear Hatchet gear, displaying a red silhouette of a man with dreadlocks running with a hatchet in front of him. These are usually on necklaces or shirts. They are known to drink Faygo soda and refer to themselves as one big family. They are extremely close and make it clear in their lyrics that they are willing to stand up for their family no matter what.
juggalos
by Bob Aeric Leekerson on Mar 16, 2008 09:50:16
A group of people who listen to "artists" signed to
psychopathic records. They claim to be all about love, but they are rarely seen acting upon these claims. The larger majority of these individuals are, in fact, just as bigoted and "
sheepish" as the people they claim to despise. Although I do support the idea of people following their own paths, most men/women who claim to be of said sub-culture
account for little, if any, real contribution to society.
Example:
Some quotes from self-proclaimed juggalos on this site:
you can go
suck your mom's dick.
2 and 3
suck my nuts
don't mess with the juggalo family bitches!
Swing our hatchets if we must. Each and
everone of us!!!" And that goes for swingin' at yo' neck too, bitch!!!
it's that simple now go FUCK OFF!
All u fuckin haters can suck a fuckin dick
all the
muthafuckaz who made fun of juggalos fuck your mom and your dad with 7 dicks biaaaatchs fuck you fuck you bitchs gonad ass hole faces
Point proven.