Wizard

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Wizard
A person who does magic stuff and knows how to cast spells and whatnot.
Example:
Child 1: "Hello good Sir!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"


Wizard
When something is cool, awesome, or epic but on a higher level where such words would be unable to describe it.
Example:
Alfred: Mr. Wayne sir adding a cape to your costume would be so wizard....


Wizard
nickname for military psychologists and psychiatrists, which signifies these individualsā€˜ seemingly magical ability to make a service member disappear from the military after having diagnosed him or her with a serious mental disorder.
Example:
The wizard got that coporal discharged from the marine corps.


Wizard
Someone who knows everything there is to know about drugs. Capable of giving you any advice you need so you dont O.D. or have a bad trip.
Example:
FatSac: I wonder if these shrooms are any good
BigDaddyKane: I dont know lets call the wizard (a.k.a. Jake Ivy)


Wizard
A term used to denote marijuana. Best used whilst in front of authority figures, or when making a simple jest to a friend. Due to the obvious magic inducing powers of marijuana, those who partake of it become witches and warlocks themselves.
Example:
"OH SHIT DUDE! THAT'S A HUGE BAG OF WIZARD!"

"Fuck yeah man, we're about to get magical."


Wizard
This word is an umbrella term for both urine and faeces for use in semi-polite (metnally ill) company.

1. "to do a wizard"
2. "to have a wizard"
Example:
"oh man, i've gotta go for a wizard"

"that last wizard came out all pointy"

"hey dan, how do you fancy doing a wizard on me tonight?"


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