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sirs

Stands for Service Industry Research Systems. Basically the worst job in the world. You can get hired there if you can say your alphabet, and pretty much everyone you know has worked there at some point in their life. It is rare that anyone lasts more than 2 weeks and those who do are clearly incredibly high and have no idea what's going on or how much their life sucks.

Sir

by w_pegasus'_angel on Feb 21, 2009 03:32:00

The proper way for a submissive to greet a Dominant.

Example:
Yes Sir, i will do as You command.

Sir

by Crazylukeaaksja on Jul 25, 2019 08:04:04

Sir is another name for daddy

Example:
When John was in bed with Lisa she screamed “Oh! Yes sir! daddy”

Sir

by ShaneIsAGamer on Oct 23, 2007 16:07:02

A way to address a male, since females tend to take offence.

A respectful greeting

Example:
You sir, are a fuckin moron

Sirred

by mr uef on Oct 24, 2011 10:22:40

verb

When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".

Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.

Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'

Example:
20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?"

30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"

30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"

friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"

sir

by Downstrike on Oct 30, 2004 15:48:00

What you should respond to when people call you by it, so they don't call you Hey You next.

Example:
You can't go in there, sir.

Sir!

Hey You!!

sir

by David on Jun 11, 2004 03:08:34

The opposite of ma'am commonly used when speaking to a man.

Example:
Yes, sir

sir

by love em young on Apr 27, 2008 03:09:17

what a young girl calls an older guy she likes.

Example:
Are you really 18?

Yes sir, I'm really 18. *blush*

Sir

by siraction on Oct 27, 2015 08:52:00

A term of respect that in the modern age is often used and/or seen more in a derogatory way.

Example:
Don't call me sir, I work for a living!

SiR

by Aficionado on Apr 02, 2012 16:07:10

Sir -- sound is irrelevant

An initialism used when you want to warn people that a video has sound or music is irrelevant to the video. Sounds that weren't initially part of the video would be labeled "SiR" because they have been added on for another effect or purpose.

Example:
I just realized that this was an SiR video, the sound effects were added afterward. These aren't the real sounds.

I hate seeing videos that should be labeled SiR because they have loud annoying music in the background that goes over the original dialogue and sounds.

Video title: cute puppies SiR

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