Juls

Someone who has SARSSome one who is half retardSomeone whos other half has down sydrome



juls
the coolest chick on the face of the planet, fun loving and prank pulling, often seen at party's and get togethers with a sharpie and a camera
Example:
"dont pass out with your shoes on, i saw juls here"


A JUL
A period of time estimated between 5-10 minutes, in which a Freshman Or Sophomore spends Vaping in the school bathrooms instead of being in class.
Example:
Mr Toph: “Jimmy must be taking A JUL in the downstairs bathroom


Jul.
1. n. The correct abbreviation for July. Although whoever uses it is a dumbass lazy bastard because all you have to do is add a 'y' on. I don't know why they create abbreviations for words if it's only removing one letter...
Example:
I was going to write July, but I just used Jul. since I'm lazy.


Jul
A Swedish word coming from the Nordic tradition (the vikings) which they offer humans or animals to the gods in the darkest month of the year. Sweden is very dark and cold in the winter and the vikings were afraid it would never be warm and sunny again, so they started to cut animals and humans throat to make the gods happy and bring the sun back. SO when the Christians came to Scandinavia to force their gods on the brave vikings the vikings still kept the word julbot instead of Christmas.
Example:
"It's so dark here, do you think the sun will ever be back?" "I am not sure but I don't wanna risk anything so lets offer to the gods."

God Jul och Gott Nytt År!!!

What do you wish for this Jul? What do you want from santa (or Tomten which is the Swedish word)

Awesome Sven, It's finally julbot!! Let's execute humans and animals!!!!


jul
the wrost French rapper in history. people do a gang sign with their hands to write JUL.
Example:
"OMG did you hear XanY by Jul? Its the worst song ive ever heard"


jul-a-palooza
Jul-A-Palooza (noun): an international, multi-day festival celebrating good health, good friends and good times.

This being its first official year of celebration, highlights will include games, dancing, trips to the French Riviera, ripping Absinthe and many other forms of drunken debauchery. So for those of you reading at home, take a moment to reflect during this holiday weekend, hug the person nearest to you (regardless of whether or not you know them) and celebrate yourself retarded.
*incessant photography, sing-alongs, unnecessary speeches and sleep-overs are encouraged.

credited to julie sevelovitz, lauren esposito and colleen dalton
Example:
Happy mother fuckin jul-a-palooza!!!


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