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chop-off

Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.

chop off

by cred80 on Mar 06, 2009 06:03:10

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

Example:
i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off

Chopped Off

by DrCipher on Dec 11, 2003 09:02:11

Receiving a blowjob

Example:
"How did it go with that chick last night? Did she chop you off"

Chopped-Off

by UranusMan1337 on Jun 29, 2011 00:26:27

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

Example:
Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?

Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.

chop off poo

by Earl G. on Oct 26, 2004 07:49:34

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.

Example:
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.

chop off dick december

by DickLover250 on Oct 03, 2020 16:09:32

the month to chop dicks off

Example:
why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

chopping it off

by heyyomikeyheyyomikey on Oct 19, 2017 19:54:32

Making an excess amount of cash

Example:
Sky and Virgin control the market - they are chopping it off!

Off Chops

by Dylan on Jun 12, 2004 22:05:30

Australian slang for someone under the influence of chemical substances.

Example:
"look at Mitch he's off chops!"

off chops

by blind sponge on Apr 07, 2011 17:38:06

Australian idiom usually expressed after dropping a good pill or after smoking/injecting some quality meth.

Example:
Man that's good gear I'm off chops.

off chops

by Esh Romberg on Oct 01, 2011 14:38:37

an interchangeable expression that is used to describe something 'awesome' or 'cool'. Often used when elated or excited over a specific happening or event. Can also be capatialised 'OFF CHOPS' to depict higher elation.

Often confused with the less awesome 'off the chops', used to signify one's ability to never get laid.

Example:
"Bro, how was last night with the missus"

"Esh lad, It was OFF CHOPS"

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