Kansas City Slider

A Kansas City slider is a pole dancer who seductively dry-humps the stripper pole during a performance, feigning masturbation, while wearing an extremely brief costume. The sheer public eroticism of the act is has a sure impact in encouraging larger amounts of tips.



Kansas City Slider
A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)
Example:
I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut Lang jeans... However, I figured any residual barbeque lube from the KC Slider (I was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.


Kansas City Slider
When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.
Example:
I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider


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