MacGregoring

To have brutal anal sex with a vegetarian.



MacGregor
A Scottish clan; Family of Rob Roy MacGregor, who was played by Liam Neeson (who is ironically Irish)in the 1994 film "Rob Roy".
Example:
"Hey, you know that movie Rob Roy"
"Yeah, it's about that cool MacGregor clan from back in the day"


MacGregor
He is a British, spectacle wearing man who's laugh originated from a swine. A MacGregor is a wonderful man to have in your life, he will entice you with his charm and wow you with his intelligence. MacGregor's are gifted and talented in every way. Anyone would be lucky to have a MacGregor in their life. See also: Tara
Example:
Wow, that man is British and wears spectacles, he must be a MacGregor.. Lucky.


Spicy MacGregor
A Spicy MacGregor is essentially giving head (or sometimes rimming) with an irritant, such as after eating spicy foods.
Constructed in the fashion of other colourful 'ethnic' innuendos, such as Dirty Sanchez and Mexican Lipstick.Coined in the webcomic Lucid TV.
Example:
"So, yeah, that's pretty much how you do a Spicy MacGregor."


sneaky macgregor
a sexual manuver that requires a threesum with two males. While the first male and the woman are fucking in a posistion with the woman on top (i.e. cowgirl, reverse missionary), the secong male sneaks up from behind, and proceend to analy penetrate the woman. Then, the first male would slap the woman in the face/breast (optional)

While this posistion can be preformed consensually, it is usually a suprise to the female.
Example:
Jake: Yo babe was it good last night?

Selina: Well, other then your tiny ass dick, and that suprise sneaky macgregor, it was great!

Jake: Ya, sorry about that.


MacGregor
Meaning to make a prediction or claim in a very public manner, only for the exact opposite toe come to pass. Usually in a very embarrassing way. Can be used as a verb, adjective or noun.

It is derived from Pro-Putin retired American Lt Col Douglas MacGregor, who has repeatedly made ridiculous claims about Russian success and imminent victory in the war in Ukraine. On dozens of occasions, he has made predictions only for events to transpire in a way as to effectively be the exact opposite of his prediction.

For example; On the 29th of August 2022, he said Ukraine's army had been destroyed, and they would never mount a counter offensive, and that only delusional people believed that there would be a Ukrainian counter attack. And that Russia was preparing to strike out from Kherson and capture Odessa in the South, and send an armored column to capture Kharkiv city. Within days, Ukraine launched the biggest offensive by either side of the whole war, expelling the Russians from Kharkiv oblast, capturing over 200 Russian tanks in perfect working order, and then moved south to retake Kherson. Russia never moved towards Odessa or Kharkiv in the days, weeks or months following that statement.
Example:
Verb; Last night I was with a girl, but I totally Macgregored thinking blow would help me keep it up. It was limp as can be.

Adjective; I was really hoping your quarterly returns would be much better. But after looking over them, I see you really did a Macgregor job.

Noun; You can pretty much guarantee anything that dodgy used car salesman tells you will be a Macgregor.


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