I came
by BetterSpeech on Jul 26, 2010 22:04:50
One of the
stupidest phrases ever, commonly used by 12-year-olds on YouTube and other sites as an expression of
amazement whenever they see or hear something "epic", implying they reached an orgasm upon seeing/hearing it. Although some may
beg to differ, saying it really just makes you sound like an idiot.
Example:
*crappy
AMV on YouTube is posted*
Person 1: first
Person 2: omg i came @
2:15
Person 3: WHO CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST?! STOP
SPAMMING
I Came
by Mattematask Mattan on Dec 15, 2009 05:56:16
Example:
Guy: "Hey, have you seen the new
Chuck Norris movie when he beats the shit out of
Jackie Chan?"
You: "Yes"
Guy: "What did you thought about it?"
You: "
I came..."
i came up on
by cotosakra on Nov 08, 2009 10:19:43
Example:
i came up on a new
iphone 3gs,
wan me to hook u up?
that foo came up on a new
blackberry that looks exactly like the one u lost bro!
i came in like a wrecking ball
by cattaylor on Jan 13, 2014 11:50:24
I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her
by Duffy123456789 on Oct 09, 2008 17:57:31
Example:
Bruce: Hey
Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio:
Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I
Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.
Stick a fork in me, I came
by AnalIsForKids on Dec 23, 2012 11:14:52
In the top 10 most awkward things to say
after sex. Along with "just like
momma used to do it" and "so what
contraception did you use?"
Example:
Girl: How was that
for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I
feel, so,
violated.
i just came
by asswhole_with_a_dubya on Feb 15, 2010 13:05:56
Example:
Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much
foood!!! I just came.
Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.
I Just Came
by asskickervictor on Oct 28, 2010 20:02:18
A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to
reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.
I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a
transexual.
Example:
The movie theater darkens.
You came to enjoy the
cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "
I just came."
Now you feel dirty too.
i just came
by ok erzi on Nov 18, 2019 18:50:01