I came

A sarcastic comment used in conjunction with a picture (of pornographic nature or otherwise) that others have suggested is arousing.



I came
One of the stupidest phrases ever, commonly used by 12-year-olds on YouTube and other sites as an expression of amazement whenever they see or hear something "epic", implying they reached an orgasm upon seeing/hearing it. Although some may beg to differ, saying it really just makes you sound like an idiot.
Example:
*crappy AMV on YouTube is posted*
Person 1: first
Person 2: omg i came @ 2:15
Person 3: WHO CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST?! STOP SPAMMING


I Came
Something you say or write after seen an really awesome video.
Example:
Guy: "Hey, have you seen the new Chuck Norris movie when he beats the shit out of Jackie Chan?"
You: "Yes"
Guy: "What did you thought about it?"
You: "I came..."


i came up on
stealing or jacking. an euphemism for those words.
Example:
i came up on a new iphone 3gs, wan me to hook u up?

that foo came up on a new blackberry that looks exactly like the one u lost bro!


Stick a fork in me, I came
In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"
Example:
Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.


i just came
Being soooo happy.

So excited. As if you just came. Yes, that excited.

Happier than sex.
Example:
Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.

Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.


I Just Came
A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.

I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.
Example:
The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."

Now you feel dirty too.


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