The Architect

The Architect is a character from Matrix Revolutions who uses a limited vocabulary of over complicated words. In the world of the Matrix he is a 'God' figure.



architect
An overworked and underpaid employee - of a pretentious registered practitioner of the arts (a prat). Many years in tertiary education have left the 'architect' bitter and in debt - and unable to relate to the remainder of society.
Example:
I am an 'architect' - the rest of you are unimaginative scum.


architect
A (state licensed) diverse designer extending themselves beyond 'art' to the realm of building. Blending scientific knowledge with artistic creativity to fulfill a desire to build.
Example:
Thoughts are translated to built form by way of drawing.


architect
ark - i - tekt
verb. architect-ed, architect-ing
To sleep two hours a week, strain one's eyes, learn the various uses of tape, and spend an unnecessary amount of money.
Example:
1. "You architect too much. Imagine what it's gonna be like when you're in the major."

2. "I architected the crap out of last week!"

3. "Sorry I couldn't come to the funeral...I was architecting..."


Architect
He is the most uncomfortable person among people walking on the street of bad shaped city. On the other hand, there is no difference for him between walking in the art gallery or the street one of the beautiful city.
Example:
The architect who could not bear to ugliness of city went mad.


architect
a person who works in the design field whose job is seriously underrated and under appreciated. Though they go through more schooling then most people, they earn a fraction of the pay and usually die in debt. However, the sheer joy of knowing they made a difference in the world is enough to sustain them and make every CEO, Lawyer and Stockbroker wish they had done something better with their lives.
Example:
Mies Van Der Rohe was a famous architect, who died in a Penn Station bathroom and wasn't identified for three days. However, in his short life, he managed to acomplish more then any lawyer ever could.


architecting
the act of creating something beautiful and not being a pretentious asshole about it
Example:
Stosh: I see you've been ARCHITECTING. That portico is to die for! It does seem a bit fancy for an entrance to White Castle?

Helga: Yes, well an old greek woman read my fortune and told me White Castle needed an upgrade. So I drank a triple espresso and ARCHITECTED that thing in 48 hours.


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