Kneel

When you ask a girl for a lap dance that digs into your crotch.



kneel
ambient digital music God of all synapse relay networks on sad-b0t infrastructure node 000015.0012a - AKA: Lain Iwakura or ambient spacekore music
Example:
kneeL's music is synapse-warming ambience for botn0de networks


Kneeling
A thing that overpaid footballers do before a match because we're all horrible racists!
Example:
I need a kebab please Mustafa, should I start kneeling first due to somebody else's actions or my countries actions decade's ago?


Kneeled
Replaces the word "Baked". When your so high, you just dont want to do anything but sit, thus, being Kneeled.
Example:
I smoked 6 bowls of white widow, and i was completely kneeled.

Yesterday, i hit up my friends vaporizer, smoked 3g's of dank with some friends and i was more kneeled than i had ever been before.


I Kneel
Something you said to Anon that saying or doing really based things that you loss words to argue with them
Example:
Anon: All watame poster in /jp is actually me, but im samefagging so it looks like the bait got so many (You)
Other Anons: I Kneel


Curly Kneel
To get down really low whilst ballhandling during fellatio in homage to the great Corley Neal
Example:
Kelly: You like that baby?
John: No, no you need to get down lower. Curly Kneel it.


King's Kneel
This is a finishing sex move that is not suggested on certain people. Standing up doggystyle and when you feel yourself about to bust, knee the girl in the back of the knee so she falls to her knees, when she turns to complain, bang facial.
Example:
Damn bro, i pulled the King's Kneel last night, and she broke up with me.


Kneel Armstrong
The act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. The person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (Lube is recommended).
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.
Example:
I was lying in bed last night watching Sports Center and my girl Julie waltzed in, kneeled down next to me and gave me a toe-curling Kneel Armstrong.


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