Knight Rider

When a man doesn't want to get caught whacking off by his wife, so he goes and sits in the car to rub one out.



Knight Rider
In homo sapiens, a Knight is the individual in the community whom the others follow. Within this community, a female referred to as a "Knight Rider" prides themselves on their ability to attract and wrangle the "Knight Stick". If knight stick hunting was economics, their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Knight Rider Pack is enevitably diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a Knight Rider at the top, competiters for being a Knight Rider in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling Knight Rider and take her place.
Example:
1) Two female college roommates vying for "Knight Rider" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA, who happens to be a knight, in a futile attempt to show off their knight stick courting superiority and in the process encourage other knight riders.


Knight Rider
The T.V. show that made David Hasselhoff famous, as well as the talking car K.I.T.T. Basically a thrown together detective story centering on KITT and his various gadgets with some notable enemies, K.A.R.R, the evil KITT and Evil Michael Knight. Was on between Airwolf and A-Team during the 80's. One of those shows you only loved if you were a kid when it was aired.
Example:
I took a sick day from school to watch knight rider all day long!


Knight Rider
The status or title obtained by a Caucasian for successfully negotiating an African American into a 1984 Pontiac Trans-Am for the sole purpose of intercourse.
Example:
Bryan: "Hey, did you see Kyle finally joined the Knight Rider club last night with that chick that looked like Precious after only 2 hours of hanging out in the KFC parking lot?"

Kevin: "I heard he lured her in the backseat with a trail of original recipe"


Knight Rider
some who indulges in the injection of illegal substances. someone who loves kit
Example:
man in the street is with his friend and points to a dirty scally across the street and shouts
that person is a knight rider.. "knight rider?" his friend replies.. "yes" look at his dirty tan, he loves the kit


Kolkata Knight Riders
Acronym: KKR. The most inconsistent franchise in the history of the Indian Premier League. Full of underperforming players and governed by a pathetic management team, KKR should not be confused with the show Knight Rider starring David Hasselhoff, wherein a cop solves crime cases along with his talking car.

Might also be called KKHAR.
Example:
I am a Kolkata Knight Riders fan. I don't exist.


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