witches
1. One who practices witchcraft (not neccasarily connected with Wicca). It is also used to describe those who follow the Wiccan religion, and, in some instances, those who practice any type of magick (Goetic, Herbal, Enochian, etc).2. A bitter or hateful women. Used in a deragatory sense. A hag, if you will.3. A less insulting (if there is such a thing) form of call someone a bitch.Witch
Example:
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
Witch
A practitioner of Witchcraft. Usually positive and Earth-oriented in their religious or spiritual outlook. All Wiccans are Witches, but not all Witches are Wiccans. Similarly, all Witches are Pagan, but not all Pagans are Witches. Witches usually utilise Magick, and can be male or female
witch
1) A member of the craft. One who does good deeds when and where they can, and understands the meaning of balance and Spirit.
2) Someone who does their studies ( Watching charmed doesn't make you a witch, that show has its facts mixed up)
3) Someone who does their best in this incarnate and the next.
4) Know's the rules and plays by them.
2) Someone who does their studies ( Watching charmed doesn't make you a witch, that show has its facts mixed up)
3) Someone who does their best in this incarnate and the next.
4) Know's the rules and plays by them.
Witch
A Witch is the most powerful zombie in the video games Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. Basically she sits in a corner and cries during nighttime, and walks around drunkenly in the daylight. If you startle her (not recommended), then she FLIPS OUT and opens up a can of whupass on you, smearing your sorry butt all over your TV screen with her big-ass claw thingies.
Example:
Player (pokes Witch): what's that?
Witch: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!
(Player dies)
Palyer respawns: Shit!
Player (pokes Witch): what's that?
Witch: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!
(Player dies)
Palyer respawns: Shit!
Witch
Witch
A guy that has a boner, grabs his dick with both hands, and runs around acting like he's flying on a broom.
Example:
Guy: *sprints past a group of people with hands on his dick singing the witch theme from the Wizard of Oz"
Random girl: *screams* "LOOK A WITCH!"
Guy: *sprints past a group of people with hands on his dick singing the witch theme from the Wizard of Oz"
Random girl: *screams* "LOOK A WITCH!"
Witch
/wɪtʃ/
noun
1. a bad arse b*tch who loves at least three of the below mentioned;
• nature
• astrology
• holistic self care, DIY, arts & crafts
• talking about how counterproductive capitalism is
• human rights
• animals
witches are in tune with their environments and may or may not practice magick. they are focused on healing and health above all else. they are often persecuted by people who are intimidated by their whit and dedication to a good cause. not exclusive to women.
noun
2. the ultimate self aware feminist. not exclusive to women.
noun
1. a bad arse b*tch who loves at least three of the below mentioned;
• nature
• astrology
• holistic self care, DIY, arts & crafts
• talking about how counterproductive capitalism is
• human rights
• animals
witches are in tune with their environments and may or may not practice magick. they are focused on healing and health above all else. they are often persecuted by people who are intimidated by their whit and dedication to a good cause. not exclusive to women.
noun
2. the ultimate self aware feminist. not exclusive to women.
Example:
1.
"I became a witch when I started watching tarot"
2.
"wow girl, you're a bad arse witch!"
1.
"I became a witch when I started watching tarot"
2.
"wow girl, you're a bad arse witch!"
Witch
Something that is made of wood and floats in water. It can be confirmed they are a witch by seeing if the "witch" weighs the same as a duck, which also floats in water. Since witches are made of wood, which floats on water, the witch would have to float like a duck. Therefore they would weigh the same, making her a witch.
Example:
Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasants: BREAD! APPLES! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER! GREAT GRAVY! CHERRIES! MUD! CHURCHES! CHURCHES! LEAD! LEAD!
Arthur: A DUCK!
Bedevere: Exactly. So logically...
Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasants: A WITCH!!!!
Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasants: BREAD! APPLES! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER! GREAT GRAVY! CHERRIES! MUD! CHURCHES! CHURCHES! LEAD! LEAD!
Arthur: A DUCK!
Bedevere: Exactly. So logically...
Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasants: A WITCH!!!!