Lindsay Lohan
The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.Lindsay Lohan
Slut who got a boob job at seventeen and tried to sleep with Collin Farrel by slipping him her number when she was underage!
I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.
I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.
Example:
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.
Lindsay Lohan
Cheesy, slutty, fake "singer" and "actress"
I think she's had a few too many boob jobs and fake tans to be considered respectable, in my book.
I think she's had a few too many boob jobs and fake tans to be considered respectable, in my book.
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
stupid slut, can't even sing nor act, brainwashes little tweens into wearing halter tops, and is anorexic and smokes. YOU CALL THAT A ROLE MODEL? NOT..
Lindsay Lohan
Another air headed celebrity, posing off both Hilary Duff and Paris Hilton. Says she " doesnt want to be like any other girl in the world"
Yes Lohan. Thats why youve dyed your hair blonde, gotten an obvious boob job, erased your freckles, and gone anorexic. Nice.
Yes Lohan. Thats why youve dyed your hair blonde, gotten an obvious boob job, erased your freckles, and gone anorexic. Nice.
Lindsay Lohan
A talented actress, lousy singer who was once very beautiful, but now is skinny and nasty with dried-up blonde hair that looks like the bristles on a broom. Once idolized Paris Hilton, but now hates her for stealing Mary-Kate's "man". A stupid whore that I used to like until she got a big head after starring in "Freaky Friday".
Example:
Bouncer: "You can't get in the club"
Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!
Bouncer: "You can't get in the club"
Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!