Lohan's

to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka "pull the trigger"



lohaned
A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.
Example:
"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"


lohan
verb, lo·han, lo·han·ed, lo·han·ing

- Verb (used with object)
1) to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, especially secretly or by subterfuge
Example:
- Check out my new bling! I just lohaned this Rollie from my bestie.

- I loaned you my necklace, I didn't lohan it to you.


Lohans
a) Breasts that are enhanced by implants.

b) Breasts that appear to be enhanced by implants.

Popularized in the mid 2000s, when American actress Lindsay Lohan was rumored to have undergone breast augmentation surgery when her bust line suddenly became bigger.

Antonym: Duffs
Example:
Check out the Lohans on that chick! Wasn't she an A cup like a week ago?


lohaned
To get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.
Example:
I completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don't even remember how I got home. Oh! wait... I drove, like my car into a tree!


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