catamaraned
by LyricalGenius318 on Jan 11, 2017 09:34:42
Example:
Wow, Melissa really catamaraned that vacation when she upgraded to
first class and bought
the spa package.
Adding sprinkles to a basic cupcake.
Turning that old tee shirt into a bitching tank.
Calling in sick and taking a
spa day.
Convincing your boyfriend to work out regularly. gains upgrade
The Catamaran
by BHOLE on Apr 08, 2008 09:49:59
Similar to when a
catamaran blows its horn as it docks at bay, The
Catamaran occurs when a penis is inserted into the anus of a female companion. At the time of penetration, the female flagellates, thus creating the "
horn blowing" effect that takes place when the "catamaran" docks. If defacation occurs during the "horn blow" The Catamaran would then be known as "
The Black Pearl".
Example:
"I totally catamaranned this chick last night. She was lactose-intolerant, and we'd just gone out for ice cream, so when she suggested we do it anal, I thought The Catamaran might happen. I was right."
"Dude, my girlfriend was complaining about a
stomach ache, so I suggested we do The Catamaran... it turns out we went into bonus
rounds because on top of that I got
The Black Pearl."
Catamaran sailor
by sailor buoy on Aug 21, 2010 17:04:04
people who
sail catamarans, usually the 2nd most insane type of
sailor. automatically
classed as sexy/hot no matter what they look like due to the immense coolness of catamarans.
Example:
girl1: that guy is so hot!
girl2: who, that guy? he's
not hot! i'd be surprised if he could pull a whale
girl1: he's a
catamaran sailor!
girl2: oh, god i'd let him fuck me like theres no
tommorow!
Tahitian Catamaran
by Gooeyduck on Jan 22, 2015 12:43:28
When oral sex is performed on a male while sitting upon
a bidet. The water is flushed between thine ass cheeks emulating the effect of water upon
the catamaran hulls (i.e. Each ads cheek represents an individual hull and each male had
two ass cheeks).
Example:
Mr. Crowley, I do say, Mrs. Addison came upon a most peculiar site the other eve. Whilst checking on the neighbors house, a natural request when one leaves town for an extended period of time, she stumbled upon two teenagers engaging in a most bizarre sexual act. if I am to understand her description clearly, she articulated that the male of the duo was perched upon
the bidet whilst the perceived female was performjng fellatio upon his man
sheath, or penis. I believe she called it a"Tahitian Catamaran".
Catamaran
by gmoney87 on Feb 15, 2017 06:03:57
Similar to a
Dutch rudder but even
less gay (not that there's anything gay about a Dutch rudder). Two guys stand side by side with their hands holding their own penis's, a girl stands facing them, she holds their wrists and pulls them back and forth. The shape resembles a
catamaran.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen the
lats on Fiona?
Guy 2: Yeah she's been working on them pretty hard in the gym cause she's in a
catamaran with Alan and
Gareth
Guy 1: Damn I'd love to be those guys