Lombardi's Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Lombardi's

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

lombardie

by deron000 on Feb 18, 2005 10:17:08

the act of pulling out ur penis and giving someone a slap to the face

Example:
dude, i gave rusty the hardest lombardie ever

lombardi

by Spencer Mahan on Dec 20, 2005 06:56:57

When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face

Example:
the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm

The Lombardi

by Chandler and Matt on Sep 19, 2008 15:14:07

The Lombardi is a complex, multi-step sexual act:

1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.

2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.

3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.

4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.

5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.

6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.

7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.

8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.

Example:
"I tried to get Katie to let me do The Lombardi last night, but she got really pissed at me!"

"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"

"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."

lombardi

by SIKGK23 on Sep 29, 2010 23:35:35

Lom-bar-di

go lombardi, Slang . to lose control or go crazy, esp. in a violent way.

Example:
he went Lombardi on me" "dont go lombardi on me

Lombardi

by Joesig on Oct 07, 2018 07:34:04

To walk off the football field without shaking hands with the opponent

Example:
Man that was a tough loss but did you see the way Cirri Lombardied Gary and Kenny

Lombardi

by Gay Focker on Feb 05, 2008 01:42:50

In the heat of sex, the man removes his penis from the vagina and slaps it with great force across the woman's face.

Example:
Mom, does Dad ever lombardi you?

Lombardy

by Saggitarius C on Mar 02, 2017 04:54:43

Lombardy - A term most used by young woman pericullery in high school. Used to gravitate attention towards one self when previous interests in them have dried out or become insignifigent.

Example:
Sally- "Omg what is Lombardy ?"
Henry- "oh just something those girls say to get attention, even though they don't need it."
Sally- "oh! so like feminism?"

Lombardi

by Fezetone on Apr 22, 2010 09:09:20

When a man defecates in a woman's mouth and then receives a blow job from her.

Example:
She gave me such a good lombardi that I gave her twice the mouthful!

lombardy

by Alex Benitez on Jul 04, 2008 06:12:26

A lombardy is when a male uses his erect/flacid penis to slap a female or male in the face or any other place on his/her body. Can be used as a joke or as part of foreplay. Greek origin (lombardicus erectus)

Example:
Oh shit, did you just see Peter North lombardy that ho in her face???
Tim is passed out, you should lombardy him. It's going to be hilarious.

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