lombardie

the act of pulling out ur penis and giving someone a slap to the face



The Lombardi
The Lombardi is a complex, multi-step sexual act:

1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.

2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.

3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.

4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.

5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.

6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.

7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.

8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.
Example:
"I tried to get Katie to let me do The Lombardi last night, but she got really pissed at me!"

"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"

"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."


Lombardy
Lombardy - A term most used by young woman pericullery in high school. Used to gravitate attention towards one self when previous interests in them have dried out or become insignifigent.
Example:
Sally- "Omg what is Lombardy ?"
Henry- "oh just something those girls say to get attention, even though they don't need it."
Sally- "oh! so like feminism?"


lombardy
A lombardy is when a male uses his erect/flacid penis to slap a female or male in the face or any other place on his/her body. Can be used as a joke or as part of foreplay. Greek origin (lombardicus erectus)
Example:
Oh shit, did you just see Peter North lombardy that ho in her face???
Tim is passed out, you should lombardy him. It's going to be hilarious.


Latest Searches

hitchhiker, tumi, Raccoon Aerial, anal stretching, 386, join, The lamp shade, run with, winning again, spin back, Repairman syndrome, Tonge, Walter White, Instagram Thot, sirrah, Emerald Isle, bobos hoe hoes, all worried, CHRISTIAN band, A Benny, beautification, front pocket money, Tickles my pickles, BEVIN, Jordan Thomas, in sex with, invasion of Poland, eiffel towered, European American, White Panda, ur granny tranny, courte, hardcore bands, National Smack, acting like a bitch, August 22nd, Kada Läpapa, give the scarf back, Tory Lanez, boxcar racer, bricked it, Resident Eviled, No woman, rug, the Pepsi Challenge, uniformic, dickish, shpoople, landed up, bowl of dicks, pick-me-up, in my bag, gyne, moonbat, pop-folk, hardkore, white Australian, Step on, white capping, the uglies, mazda, splits, gotta fly, hush mode, Spiller, starrs, go home, hooroo, Nima, Johhny, UMOJA, 1p, oompa, a BOP, fucking poop, who the fuck cares, the real, the Rocky, flip that, benzedrine, Desert Eagle, straighten out, BROOO LES GOO, 7th Heaven, the mission, Dweller, Arul, the shaft, Asian angry, overhype, Cullened, Caldwell, president, Gripchimps, Matty, blunt knife, shortness of breath, nogla, a Chris Farley, Monkey Bars, stach, Ruana, MA SE POES, Kiss my teeth, sensicals, most bestest, some kind of way, Dinosaurus-Rex, Have at you, bli-fi, My Mother Fucker, ranking, Brad Dourif, sweeping, Robert Downey Jr, Ambler Donuts, Kee, Beat, Ausshole, Carolin, Old school gamers, Barfoot, Brary, nurse, Shitzu, balk, Propper w00t, Big bazaar, strike me, Yogy, man-whore, Donnybrook, off da heezy, vamo a calmarno, born to lose, Will Berman, PlayStation, dance boner, Saito, concession stand, hot winslow, scissor lift, Stella Artois, Govs, DNs, A Wildflowers Home, clinged, Nay thee, southbridge, Ming Ming Ming, pound the pud, almo, lappie, skid mark, got busted, im just peachy, We Eatin, flat earth, A Gangsta, storked, CLU, shit nest, FANOOSE, trash TV, zen, Beetle Juice, Curtin, The Mondays, popeyes chicken, choke a bitch, TINA FEY, sora, The seventh, shuted, Boss poop, Embarrassed, stanking, new zealanders, make me, Piano, US marines, smexc, Provoking, iDubbz, Hi-Ya, the gossip, counterterrorist, Close your legs, nice legs, sam bancroft, discriminization, LGBTQ community, bums, honey boo booing, BIBS, Snick, debowed, levy, dia-beetus, Natural Spring Bomb, lombardie, hitchhiker, tumi, Raccoon Aerial, anal stretching, 386, join, The lamp shade, run with, winning again, spin back, Repairman syndrome, Tonge, Walter White, Instagram Thot, sirrah, Emerald Isle, bobos hoe hoes, all worried, CHRISTIAN band, A Benny, beautification, front pocket money, Tickles my pickles, BEVIN, Jordan Thomas, in sex with, invasion of Poland, eiffel towered, European American, White Panda, ur granny tranny, courte, hardcore bands, National Smack, acting like a bitch, August 22nd, Kada Läpapa, give the scarf back, Tory Lanez, boxcar racer, bricked it, Resident Eviled, No woman, rug, the Pepsi Challenge, uniformic, dickish, shpoople, landed up, bowl of dicks, pick-me-up, in my bag, gyne, moonbat, pop-folk, hardkore, white Australian, Step on, white capping, the uglies, mazda, splits, gotta fly, hush mode, Spiller, starrs, go home, hooroo, Nima, Johhny, UMOJA, 1p, oompa, a BOP, fucking poop, who the fuck cares, the real, the Rocky, flip that, benzedrine, Desert Eagle, straighten out, BROOO LES GOO, 7th Heaven, the mission, Dweller, Arul, the shaft, Asian angry, overhype, Cullened, Caldwell, president, Gripchimps, Matty, blunt knife, shortness of breath, nogla, a Chris Farley, Monkey Bars, stach, Ruana, MA SE POES, Kiss my teeth, sensicals, most bestest, some kind of way, Dinosaurus-Rex, Have at you, bli-fi, My Mother Fucker, ranking, Brad Dourif, sweeping, Robert Downey Jr, Ambler Donuts, Kee, Beat, Ausshole, Carolin, Old school gamers, Barfoot, Brary, nurse, Shitzu, balk, Propper w00t, Big bazaar, strike me, Yogy, man-whore, Donnybrook, off da heezy, vamo a calmarno, born to lose, Will Berman, PlayStation, dance boner, Saito, concession stand, hot winslow, scissor lift, Stella Artois, Govs, DNs, A Wildflowers Home, clinged, Nay thee, southbridge, Ming Ming Ming, pound the pud, almo, lappie, skid mark, got busted, im just peachy, We Eatin, flat earth, A Gangsta, storked, CLU, shit nest, FANOOSE, trash TV, zen, Beetle Juice, Curtin, The Mondays, popeyes chicken, choke a bitch, TINA FEY, sora, The seventh, shuted, Boss poop, Embarrassed, stanking, new zealanders, make me, Piano, US marines, smexc, Provoking, iDubbz, Hi-Ya, the gossip, counterterrorist, Close your legs, nice legs, sam bancroft, discriminization, LGBTQ community, bums, honey boo booing, BIBS, Snick, debowed, levy, dia-beetus,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!