Lung Cancer
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at
308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law
Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
lung cancer
by waspcoloredstain on Sep 17, 2013 05:02:41
A hideous,
excruciating, horrible disease that an unlucky 20% of
smokers will contract in their lifetime. Inability to breathe, vomiting, and having to use a
bedpan are symptoms in later stages
Tibetian Lung Cancer
by Willhemina on Apr 27, 2009 04:30:26
A disease that is easy to recover from, but tends to have lasting side effects. Some of the negative effects of
TLC can include a painfully large inflation of the ego (which can be cured by large doses of humility). Also, TLC tends to cause
allergies to losing. (which can result in
anaphylaxis)
Example:
Sally: *coughcoughEGOcoughcough*
Bob: My
ego is
hereditary.
Sally: No, I think you've just survived Tibetian Lung Cancer !!
anal lung cancer
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) on May 04, 2004 02:25:46