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waitress

a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.

Waitress

by Shayla McArthur on Jul 14, 2011 05:33:34

A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.

Example:
Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.

Waitress

by Donna Louisa on Jul 15, 2011 03:32:45

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Example:
Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

Waitress

by Definitive Positive on Apr 16, 2020 23:26:54

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Example:
Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

Waitress

by Chez amour waitress on Feb 12, 2009 05:59:04

Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer

Example:
That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.

Waitressing

by OddsBodkins on Jun 05, 2011 13:01:04

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Example:
Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."

space waitress

by Spazmax on Mar 29, 2010 13:40:29

Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Example:
Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.

Waitress Friendly

by JerryLMacDonald on May 02, 2008 02:25:45

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

Example:
"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

waitress sandwich

by TedFan85 on Jul 23, 2013 09:48:40

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.

Example:
The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.

Wednesday Waitress

by Adamorals on May 28, 2009 06:49:40

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Example:
Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

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