waitress
a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.Waitress
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Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer
Waitressing
The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."
When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.
When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.
space waitress
Example:
Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.
Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.
Waitress Friendly
When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.
waitress sandwich
A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.
Wednesday Waitress
A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.
Example:
Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.
Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.