Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.



Lurker
A lurker is someone who always just seems to be there, no matter where it is.

You always expect them to be there, because they pop up out of no where.

A lurker will often try and play it off as a joke when you confront them, but it's not a joke.
Example:
Anthony: That Jessica is such a lurker.
Trey: Yeah, she's always around.

Marcus: She just pops up unnoticed.

Antonio: Yeah, seriously!

Johnny: F-in Lurkin

Jessica: Hey guys!
Alec: AHHHHH!

Luke: Can you not lurk so much, Jessica?

Jessica: Oh luke! You're so funny!

Maddy and Davi: It's not funny


Lurker
A turd that refuses to be flushed, hangs out just barely visible below the escape hatch
Example:
Dude, I pinched this massive loaf, but after flushing 3 times, I still noticed a lurker.


Lurker
One who creeps relentlessly, usually used to refer to males who will contact a female more than 3 times a day through Facebook, Myspace, Text, Calling, and Instant messaging. The female must not be interested.

Powerful Zerg unit, upgraded from Hydralisks costing 100 Vespene Gas and 50 Minerals. Effective on ground units only, utilized best with stacking at entrance way to base. Low hp/armor but when burrowed, will not appear on opponent's screen unless observer/overlord is present.
Example:
Rick Feet - Lurker
Laura Dee - Female

Rick Feet (text messages): HEY, there is this frou frou concert on sunday I was thinking about going to but my friends bailed on me, do you listen to them? do you want to go with me?

(3 minutes later)

Rick Feet (text messages): HEY did you get my last text?
Rick Feet (text messages): Are you there? If i'm annoying you, just tell me.
Rick Feet (text messages): Soo, did you fall asleep or something? You never texted me back...
Rick Feet (text messages): Oooohkayy, it's 3 am, and i'm guessing you fell asleep so good night, I'll tty tomorow

6am

Rick Feet (Text Messages): HEY good morning, you alright? you didn't answer me at all last night, were you drunk or something?


Lurker
When you follow the conversation of two people who are your 'friends' on a social networking site such as facebook whilst not actually participating in the conversation. A digital version of eavesdropping.

NB: Anything you say to people on facebook through the comment system really isn't private.
Example:
Jane and Matthew were having a conversation on facebook. Oliver clicked 'See Wall-to-Wall' to read the conversation they'd been having. Oliver is being a lurker!


Lurker
A term used to describe a person, usually male who "lurks" - appears out of random corners, happens to "bump into you" or always seems to be at the "right place at the right time" aka - where you are. A lurker tends to be the last person who left you a message in your inbox or sent you a series of pointless and annoying texts right after passing by you (it still remains a question how he got your number in the first place), and it is extremely rare for any girl to have the desire to respond to these pitiful cries for attention.

When you do have a face-to-face encounter with a lurker, conversation usually consists of really awkward tidbits that never develop into anything remotely meaningful or could also take on the form of an interview session, during which the lurker asks you a series of questions to which he clearly knows the answers to, as made evident through his history of extensive stalking. Encounters with lurkers leave all women with an incredibly overwhelming sense of awkward displeasure.

Tip: Women -Avoid lurkers at all costs ; Men - Never become a lurker.
Example:
"Yeah I thought he was cool, but he turned out to be a lurker"

"Ugh he won't stop calling me. What a fucking lurker!"

"That kid is such a lurker, it's disgusting."



Lurker
noun. When you are swimming and a Charlie Horse (aka a cramp) is not quite hurting yet, but it will flare up if you kick wrong.
Example:
"Holy shit, I just swam that whole practice with a lurker in each calf!"


Lurker
Somebody who enjoys occasional drug use and quietly keeps to himself in the crowd. He Lurks from town to town trying to get down on whatever he had found. From Clifton to D-Hill, he'll pop most any pill, to satisfy his will.
Example:
Yo is Lurker gonna be there? Aw, never mind I'm not going...


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