mushroom slap

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.



mushroom slap
Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.
Example:
"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"


Mushroom Slap
When a guy takes his hard dick, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.

(not easy to do)
Example:
ex) mushroom slap her in the face and it will leave a mark. very funny. total ownage


chocolate mushroom slap
After having anal sex to slap someone across the face with one's penis leaving a rectal juice mark. mushroom slap
Example:
James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."


Intergallactic Mushroom Slap
A Mushroom Slap delivered with such force that; a bruise, swelling, permanent tissue damage, or even breakage to the jaw is resultant.
Example:
"My God Charlie, what happened?-are you ok?"

"Ben gave me an Intergallactic Mushroom Slap. Because he's on parole the government is footing the cosmetic surgery bill, so hopefully I'll be able to laugh about it in years to come."


Cream of Mushroom Slap
Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Example:
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.


mushroom slapped
To awaken one under the influence of psilocybin from incoherence with a quick slap of the hand to the face
Example:
Tony mushroom slapped Albert so as to awaken him from his incomprehensibly negative, drug-induced rant. (But Bert just became further enraged and had to be wheel chaired to bed.)


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