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believe me

1. A phrase uttered annoyingly often by Donald Trump, indicating you should do the opposite.2. Words that are redundant if you're telling the truth.3. An expression that has come to be associated with habitual/pathological liars.

hear me now, believe me later

by michael foolsley on Dec 26, 2009 13:43:11

from saturday night live's hans and franz 'pump you up' guys

the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)

Example:
this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!

believe you me

by SammiSeldowitz on Oct 06, 2007 05:54:27

An expression pretty much meaning "believe me", only with an unnecessary "you" inserted in the middle.

Example:
That was a hard test, believe you me.

Earsh Believes In Me

by Yale Literary Definition Inc. on Dec 13, 2022 08:01:04

1. When Earsh believes in you enough to find this word.

2. When Earsh accidently searches the word and finds this in the dictionary.
3. When Earsh accidently missclicks and finds this word
4. When Earsh drinks Viking Ale and then pisses in his keyboard striking the keys in accidental succession, resulting in the typing of this search by absolute chance.

Example:
Richud: "Holy shit, Earsh Believes In Me enough to find this word - I must be some kind of important person, or retard"

believe you me

by sethrsch on Mar 04, 2009 12:42:08

Scholars maintain that the Mayans through translation of their sun dials and all of their wise worldly knowledge used to say believe you me.
The "you" being their god of sun who is all powerful and involved and responsible for everything.

Example:
I'm only funny spontaneously, believe you me!

<.7.9.7.6.>"'It Leads Me To Believe To Me Leads "'iT'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian on May 14, 2025 20:47:06

<.7.9.7.6.>"'It Leads Me To Believe To Me Leads "'iT'"<.7.9.7.6.>

Example:
<.7.9.7.6.>"'It Leads Me To Believe To Me Leads "'iT'"<.7.9.7.6.>

And then I confirmation bias other people into believing me

by Hym Iam on Jan 19, 2025 22:17:49

He regretted it immediately!

Example:
A retard "You see, I call someone a name and then I confirmation bias other people into believing me. It's like I do the confirmation bias for you and then I expect the audience to ignore the fact that I'm an imposter."

If that's what you believe then shoot me

by Smart words sussybaka on Jan 11, 2022 13:44:15

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

Example:
No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

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