astrological
A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their
birthdays. Although it seems
harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate
for certain people.
Astrology
by Justaguy31 on Dec 01, 2021 00:43:02
Fake.
No you’re not rude because you’re a
Aries or
Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.
Example:
I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please
take me back!
No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an
absolute cunt.
Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain;
Ight Imma head out (leaves date)
Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!
Astrology
by Esrioas on Jul 23, 2018 08:00:41
Astrology is a
pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the
tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about
astrological bullshit.
Example:
Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s
Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your
astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have
bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
astrology
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 on Oct 13, 2010 08:40:47
When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will
make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are
making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with
astronomy, the badass science of the universe.
Example:
1- "Okay, here's your
horoscope. You will
get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look!
Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"
2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."
astrology
by cyberphonic on Jan 15, 2011 05:39:44
Astrology
by Gay sex god💯💯😤😤 on Jun 06, 2021 19:32:29
Astro (star)
nomy (a specified area of knowledge) therefore astronomy is a branch of science studying space and celestial objects. And there is also Astro (star)
ology (denotes a subject of study or interest) so what’s the difference between astrology and astronomy?
Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t
excuse you for being a bitch
Astrology
by jazz4 on Nov 15, 2011 01:49:51
An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence
commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.
The belief that the
cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of
our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Example:
Astrology is
bogus...