A Mackie is a kind, GORGEOUS, smart, funny, silly, spontaneous, outgoing, bold, interesting girl. All the boys want her. But she needs the best boy ever, because a Mackie is the best girl you can get. If you think she's not
perfect now. Oh she will become even more beautiful and downright incredible. I've known a Mackie since I was three and she still continues to amaze me.
Mackies are some of the smartest and most
funny people you'll ever meet, so don't listen to negative things people say about her without actually knowing her. Mackies are hard on themselves and always try to compare themselves to other people even though they have no reason to because they are perfect just the way they are and the only person they need to convince of that is themselves.
Face it guys, she's a kind, flexible hottie. Duh, Keeper!
Example:
Guy 1: Man, Mackie is so smart and funny!
Guy 2: Don't forget plain GORGEOUS!!!
Guy 3: Yeah man, you are so lucky to have such an amazing girl like her!
Mackie's Boyfriend: Ehh,
she's ok. I'm mean I could do way better but if I dump her she'll be heart broken.
Guy 3: Are you freaking kidding me!?!
Guy 2: You are seriously the biggest jerk in the world.
Guy 1: Do you know how lucky you are? A girl better than Mackie doesn't even exist!!!
Guy 3: There's no way
you could do better than Mackie, but she sure as heck could do better than you!!!