Morning Wood
Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while
u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if
u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under
some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.
Morning Wood
by SushiTrash on Jul 07, 2018 17:45:06
Morning Wood
by IInSSyNc on Feb 22, 2014 15:03:01
The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they
wake up. It's the way
a mans body says "
Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."
Morning Wood
by hdver on Jan 19, 2012 06:13:27
Morning Wood
by ETD420_nibba on May 20, 2020 08:48:04
Morning Wood
by tityfuqer69 on May 02, 2020 01:08:51
Morning Wood
by GetItOn on Oct 20, 2009 08:47:04
Example:
Jose:Why did you not
wake up
Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood
Morning Wood
by RamoonAdoo on Aug 08, 2016 19:39:21
Morning Wood
by Urban Cock on May 12, 2009 13:03:04
Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile
tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr.
Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation.
Means the same thing as
Morning Glory
Morning Wood
by Shrekcanneverbereplaced on May 24, 2019 07:31:10
Example:
Bobby was at a friend’s house for a
sleepover. In the morning, his friend had
morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.