Tooled
Tooled
an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick
vulgar slang for tool: a penis
i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings
vulgar slang for tool: a penis
i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings
Tool
Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Example:
Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.
Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.
Tool
An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.
tool
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
The Tool
tool
That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.
Example:
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"
tool on
Example:
Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.
Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.