Earther

The belief that Donal Trump is not eligible to be president unless he can prove he is from Earth.



Earther
"Earthers" are people who believe that the 1969 US moon landing was staged and that our astronauts did not actually set foot on the moon. They believe it all took place on a sound stage somewhere. Earthers may or may not also be prone to spotting Elvis at 7-11, usually in rural communities.
Example:
Those who don't believe that Obama's birth certificate is real are known as "birthers." What about all those people who think the moon landing was staged? I believe they should be called "Earthers."


Flat Earther
One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.
Example:
Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.


Cunt Earther
A misanthrope that believes the Earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up. The humans are like giant dildos
Example:
Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point


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