Man bread

Bread that is baked so big that it will take a grown man a whole week to eat it, having 4 slices a day.



the ninja bread man
a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
Example:
"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"


ginger bread man
(n.) One who runs in the face of adversity
(v.) To run away

Comes from the story of the famous cookie that no one could catch

"Run Run as fast as you can, You can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man!"
Example:
Dagg I didnt see you at the fight, you were hiding in the car weren't you ginger bread man?

Guy 1: How come ya'll didn't fight yesterday
Guy 2: That wimp pulled a ginger bread man on me


pathetic soggy bread man
morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.
Example:
omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man


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