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when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up



Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

by t3vin24 on Apr 07, 2017 17:26:09

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.
Example:
Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.


Stereotype Me, I'm Irish

by Cillian S on Oct 15, 2007 00:16:26

Stereotypes include but are not limited to: Drunks or being drunk, bar-brawling/brawlers, leprachuans and unsophisticated twats.

It's also the perfect Shut the fuck up/stfu sentence to some leprachuan-chasers.
Example:
"The Irish have always been victims of terrible stereotypes- that we're drunks and bar brawlers.
It makes me so mad i'm gonna get drunk and punch someone"- The Black Donnellys NBC

Guy1: hey hey- can you get me a four leaf clover?
Irish Guy: Stereotype me, I'm irish.
Guy1: Wtf?



Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

by Mariposa24 on Dec 05, 2015 02:17:23

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...
Example:
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...


Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

by TheAnimator01 on Apr 26, 2020 23:33:22

This YouTube series is what will happen if Sesame Street takes LSD, then meets with Freddy Krueger. It contains cake with organs, screaming clocks, a love-based Scientology, digital dancing computers, a duck getting his organs ripped out ALIVE!!!!!!, and a character almost going mentally insane, but whatever, if it has cute sentient oranges, YouTube and the FTC say it's a kids show.
Example:
This five year old kid doesn't want to eat cake anymore, because of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.


Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

by camillathechameleon on Jul 01, 2022 06:05:38

An amazing YouTube mini-series directed by Becky Sloan and Joeseph Pelling featuring 3 main protagonists; Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck. Each episode has an education song. Great for kids.
Example:
Person 1:have you heard of don't hug me i'm scared and did you see that they're making a new tv series this year sometime in september 2022 on channel 4

Person 2: YES YOU ARE COOL WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS

Person 1: YES YOU ARE COOL AS WELL WE ARE FRIENDS NOW


Somebody wake me I'm dreamin

by Cali-O on Mar 25, 2006 04:16:02

When we speak about rap, it's not only music but it's art. When you have a rapper that provokes thought, then that's rap at its purest form. Rap is not only a self expressive version of poetry, but its life. 2Pac was the greatest rapper ever to walk this earth. He was so influential in all walks of life. Most of all, "he planted seeds in they heads that sparked flames" RIP greatness. Think a little it won't hurt!
Example:
"Somebody wake me I'm dreamin, I started as a seed the semen Swimmin upstream, planted in the womb while screamin
on the top, was my pops, my momma screamin stop
From a single drop, this is what they got"


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