cushion the blow

cushion the blowto do something that reduces harm. Etymology: from the idea of making the force of one thing hitting another less damaging by surrounding it with something soft



cushioning the blow
giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup
Example:
damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go


cushion blow
To flatulate while sitting down and conceal the sound and smell into which you are seated. Typically a sofa, or seat in the car. Preferably a soft cushion.
Example:
Larry cushion blowed on the couch. We're going to need to have that fumigated.


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