Markley
Also known as markliedWhen a guy lies fucks you over and steals from you usually a meth addictThe Markley
This activity is done by a man and a woman. To accomplish this, the man must be dressed in tight solid color boxers, a superman cape, and sunglasses. The woman must be wearing a Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy" bra and black lace panties.
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).
Markleyed
Being under the influence of alcohol to the point where you can no longer stand up straight, mostly mumble, scream out fraternity chants at the top of your lungs and eventually pass out either on the floor of a bathroom or in a storage closet.
Example:
Dude, Mike got totally Markleyed. He fell UP the stairs then slept in the kitchen storage closet. Great night.
Dude, Mike got totally Markleyed. He fell UP the stairs then slept in the kitchen storage closet. Great night.
Markley's Law
A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.
Example:
Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.
Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!
Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.
Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!
Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
markley's syndrome
A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.
Example:
Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."
Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."