Ford F-150
Have you ever been beaten by a wet
spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she had
a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad?That’s what it feels like to
drive a Ford F-150. Ford 👍🏼
Ford F-150
by greengirl123 on Nov 10, 2006 05:37:10
A truck for wussy men,whose dicks are the size of a 3 year old boys.
Also driven by fat
retared wussy men and retarded
dumb fat bitches talking on cell phones talking about how they should go to the gym one of these days while they gorge themselves on fast food. These evil assholes who put us all in danger with their looser mobiles also like to live in delusional world where they think some looser mobile makes them tough, while they can't
run one block or do a set of reps with a 5lb weight.
Example:
Joe the small
dicked looser was headed to the gym ,a place he had not seen in months, in his Ford F-150, until he saw a McDonalds and turned around and went their to make sure he would not have to be able to see his small dick beyond his fatty
overhang.
Proud Ford F-150 Owner
by mellowyellowbro on Oct 29, 2019 09:24:31
45 year old man going through a
midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet.
Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes
mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.
ford f-150
by great northern 1246 on Nov 05, 2023 12:08:03
ford f
one fifty, verb, to be
f-150'd
have you ever had a home just for it to get raped by your dads hamsters because you wanted to fuck your
step cousin while watching sausage party on Netflix and cum so hard you turn her brown eyes white?
thats what it feels like to drive a ford f-150
Example:
man i had the best dream that i was driving a ford
f-150 last night and found my step cousin,
did you fuck?
yeah i
pounded her like a monkey wrench on a
Cummins engine