McGregor
The term used to describe the hideous, vaginal bulge often spotted in obese and older women. A McGregor is particularly noticeable in tight trousers; "dustbin bag full of yoghurt" is a good metaphor for this phenomenon.
The McGregor often conceals a pork pie.
The McGregor often conceals a pork pie.
Example:
"I would have shagged her, but I was worried that her wobbling McGregor might crush my cock completely."
"If you continue eating at such a rate, you'll soon find a monster McGregor stretching the seems of your underwear."
"I would have shagged her, but I was worried that her wobbling McGregor might crush my cock completely."
"If you continue eating at such a rate, you'll soon find a monster McGregor stretching the seems of your underwear."