poot poot
by jaeminiscute on Nov 13, 2019 07:19:00
it means love. you only
say it if you are
uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like
a fart. poot poot fart
Example:
i poot poot you.
Poot
by sweglord123456789 on Oct 21, 2015 04:01:39
Poot is a unrecognized sibling of the world famous
Demi Lovato. She came out to the world through Twitter, where she states she was "
locked in a basement her whole life," (@OfficialPoot on Twitter). We don't know much about Poot, other than what is stated in her Twitter
bio.
poot
by SenorMusk on Aug 29, 2007 05:38:13
Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a
church pew after a
healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have
nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Example:
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a
little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost
shit myself with that
air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
Poote
by Oil Field Trash on Nov 24, 2006 07:51:30
verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or
scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or
apply pressure enough to cause
dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;
Example:
"If you
poote my penis again you are going to recieve a
black eye"
"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"
noun form:
pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"
pooted
by michael "i'm way too" long on Jul 17, 2006 10:09:02
A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling
gassy and bloated and tries to push a
little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a
runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.