Mendoza

A cry of anguish. A man can yell Mendoza in any situation, whether it be his soon to be retired partner getting gunned down by organised criminals, or your dinner falling off the table thanks to an untidy housemate.Emphasis can be added with a gaze into the sky and a shaking of the fist.



Mendoza
Cold Mountain. Originates from Spain. A person who comes from the Cold Mountain.
Example:
She is from Mendoza.


Mendoza
Of relating to relating to men who have the potential to do it all from "a" to "z" and back to "a"

Men-does-z-a
Example:
Friend A: Hey did you hear about Rod he made it to the Olympics!

Friend B: Isn't he an Engineer or Doctor or something???

Friend A: Yeah he's a Mendoza...lucky bastard!


Mendoza
To spray a partner in the face with semen. Originating from the first Mighty Ducks movie when Luis Mendoza comes to a stop for the first time and sprays the opposing goalie in the face with ice.

Also referred to as giving a facial.
Example:
He is such an ass hole, he gave me a Mendoza.

She is so hot, I'm going to Mendoza her tonight.


Mendoza
A woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds.

Term originates from former major league baseball player Mario Mendoza's batting average (~.200 lifetime). His batting average, referred to as "the Mendoza line," was basically the cut off for mediocrity. In terms of slang, a Mendoza is a woman who meets or surpasses the 200 lb line.

This term can be positive as well as condemning. When hogging, a Mendoza is essentially a bona fide target. For any other social situaton, Mendozas are generally feared and avoided.
Example:
Guy1: "She's a definite Mendoza, pushing 260"
Guy2: "Fuck. You're going to out-Hog me."

------

Guy1: "I barely avoided the Mendoza at the bar last night. She would have crushed me and ruined my self-esteem."


mendozas
Mendozas are small bodies, big thighs...HUGE thighs. Is it humanly possible to be that big? Word origin is a rumor coming from a teacher named Mrs Mendoza. No one knows if she is real or not, but if you see thighs like that, you call them MENDOZAS!
Example:
Dude that chick looks pretty good. Oh my god! Nevermind! Look at those Mendozas!


mendoza
When two people simultaneously text each other with the same message.
Example:
Text from person A: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Simultaneous text from person B: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Text from person A: "mendoza!"
Text from person B: "mendoza!"


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