Egg Laying Goose
by Semore-Hineys on May 05, 2009 20:16:40
Example:
After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge
grey goose flew off and
layed an egg in mid-air.
What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a
mulligan?
laying eggs
by E Style on Nov 24, 2006 03:35:50
Utsuho Lays Eggs
by Unyuron on Mar 18, 2021 09:14:00
A statement
implying that
Utsuho Reiuji from the
Touhou Project series lays eggs (as she is a bird)
this is also used as one of UtsuhoRocks' catchphrases who popularized the phrase
Example:
UtsuhoRocks: Utsuho Lays Eggs
Kill it Before it Lays Eggs
by DameonDice on Apr 16, 2012 02:53:15
A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "
lays eggs."
Kill it before it lays eggs
by NIS on May 09, 2013 07:28:56
When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is
better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has
youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
Example:
Guy 1: KARGJATA
Guy 2: Kill it before it lays eggs
Kill it with eggs before it lays fire!
by zombitini on Sep 20, 2020 17:14:28
Self explanatory.
You see the
creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “
Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say-
to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
egg-laying
by unskinny-bob on Nov 02, 2021 20:29:55
When you
shove a hardboiled
egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by
shitting it out in front of them.
egg-laying
by uttam maharjan on Dec 26, 2011 12:31:14
Lay eggs
by chloe_gyuri on Jan 12, 2025 12:26:08