Merlot

A type of grape made into a wine a dark red wine. strong taste, not for everyone. For the ones that are fine wine lovers or the ones of a great palet. Merlot is a very romantic wine. best aged but also good not aged.



Merlot
a type of black bird. that can be peaceful, elegant, pretty, hyper and even depressive. this bird is known for its beauty and its ways of sticking to other birds.
Example:
"What kind of bird is that?"
"thats a merlot."
"oooh. its pretty."


merlotional
mer·lo·tion·al

adjective

1. pertaining to or involving emotion or the emotions; alcohol enduced, usually wine-merlot.
Example:
"Did you cry during The Bachelor last night?"
"Yes, I was SO merlotional."
"Girl, Merlot gets me every time!"


Cock Merlot
A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
Example:
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"


toilet merlot
Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
Example:
"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."


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