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too long

Having more than the average or usual quantity, extent, or duration.

Too long

by Rita Maria Felix da Silva on Dec 21, 2008 12:20:15

at once; with no delay;immediately

Example:
"(...) Three weeks of non-stopt rain!... I'd better find shelter before too long... It doesn´t look like i'll make it to the outpost tonight..."(Cerebus 5, by Dave Sim)

Too long didn't read

by Grey on Dec 20, 2004 20:15:30

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Example:
Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

Too long didn't read

by Coffa on Oct 07, 2006 00:40:17

Too long. The correct usage is TL;DR.

Example:
OP: *Insert original post here*
Reply1: Too long didn't read.
Reply2: ^ TL;DR

Stays a beat too long

by CollieK on Feb 04, 2010 00:51:36

To remain in a general area long after your assistance is no longer required, needed.

Example:
"You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."

too long didn't bother reading

by Irving Washington on Mar 31, 2003 08:40:19

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.

Example:
that definition was too long didn't bother reading

one who stays in too long

by Bigasssas on Apr 05, 2016 17:36:18

When someone always has there dick in the pussy basically like a man whore

Example:
Mate why u always have to be the one who stays in too long

far too long

by sserenniiityy on Aug 22, 2022 10:25:04

another way of saying way too long
ex: this took far too long to make

Example:
ex: this took far too long to make

Not Too Terribly Long

by FSG TRP. No.#46231 on Jul 05, 2024 13:16:54

1. Taken at face value, something that's not too terribly long, like drinking a Capri-Sun or something

2a. Anything that you could do in less than 21 seconds with a group of up to 7 people, yourself included, most likely a spontaneous and satirical musical number parodying those longer, drawn out anthems everyone else has

2b. A Phineas and Ferb reference that is also not too terribly long

Example:
"And it's not too terribly long." - Final line of the Fireside Girls Anthem, which is both self-referential in nature and silently judging the real-world Girl Scouts whose anthem is, in fact, far too terribly long.

Too long in the shower

by Boredom888 on May 28, 2018 11:48:25

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

Example:
"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "

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