Merthyr
A land full of greenBut not that type of greenI mean weedTravel a mile to the
Gurnosto see chavswho spit and piss on slidestravel furtherGalon Uchafwith a football field that has no goalpostsThen you see Dowlais a cold and snowy landinhabited by Jack
KahlNext is pant which is alrightno one really cares for it cause its shiteAfter that is PenydarrenOld people and the Londisand the bald man called AaronYou the town where the
smackheads liveasking for money that you should never giveThen there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the loteveryone hates them cause they brag a lotAfter that is
Swansea road live thereand everyone knows you've been on drugssince you were 4Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechenboring and full of specialsThe land of greenthe
taff trailand DrugsThe land of greenThe land of weed
Merthyr Tumbleweed
by Lingoooo on Oct 12, 2007 00:53:45
Merthyr defence, The
by The Moai on Apr 11, 2005 17:35:16
A legal
defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales
Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't
nailed down, your honour.'
Example:
'I drank one of
Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the
Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?
Merthyr Tydfil
by Jesus the second. X. on Aug 17, 2011 03:14:25
A town found in the South of
Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town
in country.
Enough of that
boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town