Merthyr

A land full of greenBut not that type of greenI mean weedTravel a mile to the Gurnosto see chavswho spit and piss on slidestravel furtherGalon Uchafwith a football field that has no goalpostsThen you see Dowlais a cold and snowy landinhabited by Jack KahlNext is pant which is alrightno one really cares for it cause its shiteAfter that is PenydarrenOld people and the Londisand the bald man called AaronYou the town where the smackheads liveasking for money that you should never giveThen there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the loteveryone hates them cause they brag a lotAfter that is Swansea road live thereand everyone knows you've been on drugssince you were 4Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechenboring and full of specialsThe land of greenthe taff trailand DrugsThe land of greenThe land of weed



Merthyr Tumbleweed
A plastic carrier bag, usually from Kwik Save, which can be found blowing around the valleys of South Wales on a windy day.
Example:
Dai, is that a Merthyr Tumbleweed blowing around the pub car park?


Merthyr defence, The
A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
Example:
'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?


Merthyr Tydfil
A town found in the South of Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town in country.
Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town
Example:
Examples of people from Merthyr Tydfil:
Sean Smith - The Blackout
Gavin Butler - The Blackout
Ian Watkins - Lostprophets


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