Kettle Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Kettle

Used in London, UK to refer to a wrist watch.

Kettle

by N979AN on Jun 23, 2010 06:24:35

An irregular air traveler (1-2x/year) who feels entitled to use first class and premium check-in counters, attempts to board during first class or elite boarding groups. Kettles are often oblivious to boundaries such as curtains separating first class from main cabin, or by crowding around Priority boarding lanes to prevent premium customers from accessing them.

Example:
Airline passenger traveling with too much luggage both out of touch with and unaware of airport boarding and security procedures is a Kettle.

Kettle

by Ms. D on Apr 27, 2006 23:32:50

An abbreviated response based on the expression, "That's like the pot calling the kettle black." It is a response made when the speaker has just said something that the listner thinks the speaker is just as guilty of as whoever the speaker was criticizing.

Example:
"I can't believe he went through the buffet line again."
"Kettle! Didn't you go for extra desert!"

Kettle

by D-Maul on Aug 29, 2018 14:51:42

The act of being in someone’s face/and or area of space...A variation of the phrase “Getting in someones grill”.

Example:
“Miss Grimegoose man.....all up in my kettle bro. Why the fuck this lady always in my kettle, bro?! Sheesh, fucking tired of this not gonna lie.

Kettle

by Trinket Stag on Aug 03, 2008 06:43:30

To beat viciously. Originated from a scene in the 2007 movie Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street where Sweeney Todd (played by Johnny Depp) beats Pirelli (Sacha Baron Cohen) with a tea kettle.

Example:
I heard you got kettle'd by a kid. There's no excuse for that, man.

Kettle

by Enlightened Serenity on Apr 30, 2018 00:30:06

A way to address a hypocritical, or two-faced person in an 'inside' manner.

Example:
Hey, James.. 'Kettle!' I uttered after hearing the girl go on and on complaining about the same things she had just done.

Kettle

by Applesauces on Dec 23, 2020 04:32:52

Todoroki’s worst nightmare

Dreamwastaken’s laugh

Example:
Todoroki: *gets hit with boiling hot kettle water*

Dream: *WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEE*

Kettle

by urbaaaannnnnn on Jun 27, 2019 05:23:51

When one has too much tea to share.

Example:
“Stacy, i got a full on kettle to share with you right now”

Kettle

by thekettle on Jun 27, 2011 22:29:01

Derived from the (Y) sign used on instant messaging, as this looks slightly like a vagina. So, when you thumbs up someone, you're calling them a cunt. Taking this further, when a fireman thumbs up you, he's calling you a cunt. Kettles were originally heated by fire, which is put out by firemen, so Kettle became slang for cunt.

Example:
she had a right bucket of a kettle!

Kettle

by balbonie on Sep 09, 2003 19:57:42

Canister, usually made of cast iron, used for simmering food over a flame for a long period of time.

Example:
Paw git out der and chake that KeTTle.

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