fapping

beating your penis. also known as jerking off.



fapping
the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room
Example:
after scoring that goal, i decided to start fapping on the field with my teammates


fap fap fap
Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.
Example:
(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...


Fap
Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Example:
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...


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