Of all the definitions, Michael might not fit all of them. He might not fit any. That's because Michael toes the line; every quiz puts him in the center, every chart shows him neutral. Michael can register as something different every day. He's self-defying; both energetic and lethargic, focused and dazed, in and out of shape, caring and distant. He is unique in his un-uniqueness. His default perfect balance. If you can nudge a Michael towards a positive side of the scale, you will have a friend for life who will always keep you guessing in the best ways. If you bump a Michael to the negative, pray, because you've made a dangerous enemy. One who is never predictable. Unless you apologize and make it better, because most Michaels are forgiving like that.

Sometimes.

In general, a Michael is a good friend to have due to their experiences; they are excellent at playing the crowd and mediating. One could start a war, and another could stop it. One could make a billion hate him, another could win them back over. Stick with him - who knows where he could take you?

From the Hebrew name מִיכָאֵל (Mikha'el) meaning "who is like God?". This is a rhetorical question, implying no person is like God. Michael is one of the seven archangels in Hebrew tradition and the only one identified as an archangel in the Bible.

The name most people instantly search on urban dictionary.
If your name is Michael, you're probably going "this is bullshit" on all the definitions.

Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect. When you are held in his arms nothing else matters in the whole world because that is the best feeling in the world. Every moment you spend with him feels like it is lasting forever but when the moment is gone, you miss him like crazy. When you are away from him he is still loyal and perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes that you can melt in and a smile like no other. Big ears but still perfect. He is everything you always wanted and the love of your life.

One of the funniest kids around. That one of a kind guy that every girl hopes to find. He's honestly a babe of all babes. And he's pretty cute too.

A kick-ass person that you can always trust. It might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it. And if you miss out on that opportunity, you should get shot in the foot for being a total dumb ass for ruining a chance to know such an awesome guy. A bit of a dork sometimes, but in a good way that'll make you smile, especially when you've been feeling down or have had a bad day. You always know that he'll listen when you need someone and even if he doesn't like to admit it, he cares enough to kick your ass when you need some good, old fashioned tough love (or have just been being emo). Of course, that doesn't mean he can't be a softy sometimes, too. His loyalty is unquestionable and he has great morals that makes most guys look like douchebags (not that that's hard, really xD). Absolutely hilarious and has a great smile whether he believes it or not and can literally make you choke on your drink trying not to laugh. He's just an awesome guy, a bad ass friend, and someone you'd never forget once you've known him. Honestly, he's cool enough for you to want to be an older brother and even in the worst of moods he's way cooler than almost anyone else on this planet.

And if you don't believe it, you can suck it because the proof is in the pudding.

the dad from cloudy with a chance of meat balls. only forehead no eyes.

Michael comes off as a type of bad boy but in reality he is very ridiculous. He makes you smile and laugh even when you are having a sad day. He is super sweet, caring, and naturally helps others. He is absolutely the most wonderful person you have ever met. Once on your mind, you never stop thinking of him. When his arms are around you, you feel like you are in the safest place in the whole world and you never want to leave. The moment you are not around him anymore you miss him like crazy. Michaels morals are perfect and his looks steal your heart. His eyes twinkle when he is happy and this makes you melt. He is the most adorable thing ever! He will make your life one big adventure through exploring the world and learning new things. He is chill yet so much fun! Michael always expresses his true feelings, his love is so pure and when received it feels like a gift. Never let go of a Michael, he makes your life a living dream. He is beyond perfect.

Michael , he is the most sweet , generous and amazing guy you will ever meet. He is there when you are sad , and will make you smile like no one else has. He will make you laugh when you least expect it. He brings you joy , because just looking. At him gives you butterflies that will last a life time. Michael is very smart and know when someone is sad , but yet Michael can’t tell when you’ve fallen for him .... p.s. to the Michael reading this that girl you’ve been talking to you , who shares her saddest feeling even when it hurts her to tell you , she’s a keeper for life , she’s going to be there in thick or thin. Now is you’re time to take a leap of faith and put in everything for this girl , you may not know it but Michael she loves you