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the dad

someones dad who is called at times 'the dad'. the dad is the proud leader of the dad squad and trys his best to keep it under control for those who hav karate kicking kids who will kick there ass evryday day. they have a dislike for people called jason, who particulary look like llamas. he also hates teddy monkeys called morris and isnt keen on greek people after past memorys. also the dad likes his beautiful wife and doesnt want jason to have her ! he looks like a ross gull and likes to do aeroplane movements. he tends to say 'watch it!

Dad

by capitalismluver on Nov 03, 2019 02:34:47

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Example:
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dad

by epic cool kid on Feb 28, 2019 09:16:45

gone

Example:
dad went to get the milk 15 years ago

Dad

by Gh00stG0rl on Dec 02, 2020 18:49:54

something that vanishes

Example:
my dad went *poof gone*

Dad

by Anonymousmf123 on Feb 05, 2020 04:24:19

A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.

Example:
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him

The DADS

by Devin B on Jun 12, 2006 12:52:58

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

Example:
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"

Dad

by Sparkle pussy on Mar 22, 2019 02:06:57

Example:
Me: dad? Where did you go?

Dad

by Big mussel man on Nov 24, 2019 19:42:32

Something that will run and never come back to you

Example:
Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang

Dad

by LilBigGay on Feb 26, 2019 10:26:55

Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.

Example:
"Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?"

dads

by Alladee on Mar 22, 2015 05:42:11

Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.

Example:
Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.

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