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the taint

(thē tānt) n. A las vegas valley neighborhood, found in the southwest part of the valley, nestled between summerlin and spring valley.

Taint On Taint

by sImon mIlligan on Jul 15, 2008 16:10:55

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Example:
Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

tainted taint

by Jarhead82 on Nov 22, 2015 11:08:36

The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."

Example:
He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."

taint

by Chane. on Feb 02, 2020 05:46:19

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Example:
Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

Taint

by Ace Ball on Oct 19, 2018 00:46:45

Perineum

Example:
The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.

Taint

by Female Faggot on Aug 28, 2018 09:54:02

That space between your balls and your asshole

Example:
My taint smells funny

Taint

by raviisaslut on Mar 12, 2017 22:40:26

the skin inbetween the anus and the balls or vagina

Example:
i just licked her taint

taint

by HyaenusDominae on Aug 20, 2010 23:38:38

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

Example:
SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."

taint to taint

by LittleRoman on Mar 10, 2019 12:02:04

When two homosexual male bottoms both lift up their balls, spread their legs apart and push their taints together and grind on each other until they ejaculate.

Example:
When Jonathan and Joey were roommates on a work trip, they got naked and were taint to taint until they fell asleep.

taint

by ???????????????????????? on Oct 13, 2007 04:55:10

The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.

Example:
Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.

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