Might have to

might have toThis is part of a coded reference used to mask the outright saying of "giving oral sex or having sexual intercourse". The idea is to say you "might have to" and then follow it up with something completely unrelated to anything of a sexual nature. The more bizarre, the better.So its like a leading response in a conversation about trying to make someone happy, or owing someone for something they did for you, or trying to find forgiveness, and a way to show gratitude. See the examples given....



it might have been
The saddest words of tongue and pen...
Example:
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856

Now go look it up, bitches.


Mhmhm might have to
No
Example:
Hey bro you wanna go to the beach later?”
“Mhmhm might have to”


has-might-have-been
A silly little word made by Neil Cicierega from the song Sky Is Not Blue. Meaning a "past possibility that no longer applies."
Example:
"I might have been a has-might-have-been"


I think I might have left the blender turned on
1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
Example:
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*


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