Vagina Syndrome

A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.



Restless Vagina Syndrome
or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"
Example:
Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.


Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome
A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
Example:
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

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Gray Vagina Syndrome
Gray Vagina Syndrome is when a girls pussy dries up and turns grey.. it is just not appealing... symptoms included confusing cake and throw-up, being a bitch, skankbag, chubby chaser, and/or just nasty... also known as (GVS), a dyker, and having a maher.
Example:
I just threw a cake at that bitches car and she thought it was throw-up. WTF! She must have Gray vagina syndrome...


Magical Vagina Syndrome
The idea that many women have that if they're pretty/smart/sexy/wonderful enough, they can change any man to become whatever they feel is "better". The concept of changing a bad boy into a good one simply due to the "love of his woman". (Note: Magical Vaginas do not exist outside of bodice rippers, chick flicks, and romance novels)
Example:
Why is Sandra still with her abusive drug dealer boyfriend? She totally has Magical Vagina Syndrome.


Dry Vagina Syndrome
Dry Vagina Syndrome (DVS) is known as severe case of lack of sex for a woman. Causing the vaginal tissue to stop secreting lubricants, effectively drying up. Symptoms include denial of DVS,excessive bitchiness, mood swings,a sharp temper, dry and chap vaginal tissue and a very aggressive sexual drive when the opportunity of dick is around. DVS usually follows NDS, an acute lack of penis.
Example:
She is excessively bitchy today, her Dry Vagina Syndrome must be flaring up.


Dusty Vagina Syndrome
The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lack of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer from it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
Example:
If she doesn't have sex soon, she's going to get Dusty Vagina Syndrome!


Yappy Vagina Syndrome
The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in grunts. Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.
Example:
Does Kate EVER STFU? Naaaah, man. She's got Yappy Vagina Syndrome.


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