Vagina Syndrome
A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up,
giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about
your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and
restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.
Restless Vagina Syndrome
by RebeccaLynne on Jun 15, 2007 22:01:45
or
RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen
on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"
Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome
by Rpt93 on Nov 26, 2012 14:35:13
A condition that affects the female body.
After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of
restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times
after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
Example:
I cannot sleep because of
Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has
sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.
sex vagina nocturnal awake
sweaty vagina syndrome
by inthava on Feb 17, 2005 13:16:05
Gray Vagina Syndrome
by SloppySeconds69 on Oct 14, 2011 13:54:34
Gray Vagina Syndrome is when a girls pussy dries up and turns grey.. it is just not appealing... symptoms included confusing cake and throw-up, being a bitch,
skankbag, chubby chaser, and/or just nasty... also known as (
GVS), a
dyker, and having a maher.
Magical Vagina Syndrome
by meanameana on Feb 15, 2015 10:00:09
The idea that many women have that if they're pretty/smart/sexy/wonderful enough, they can change any man to become whatever they feel is "better". The concept of changing a bad boy into a good one simply due to the "love of his woman". (Note: Magical Vaginas do not exist outside of
bodice rippers, chick flicks, and
romance novels)
Dry Vagina Syndrome
by J Boi of Fab 5 on Jan 23, 2008 08:51:56
Dry Vagina Syndrome (
DVS) is known as severe case of lack of sex for a woman. Causing the vaginal tissue to stop
secreting lubricants, effectively drying up. Symptoms include denial of DVS,excessive bitchiness, mood swings,a sharp temper, dry and chap vaginal tissue and a very aggressive sexual drive when the opportunity of dick is around. DVS usually follows
NDS, an acute lack of penis.
Dusty Vagina Syndrome
by Gay and Glad on Aug 20, 2009 10:19:44
The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lack of use. Also know as
DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer from it. Causes can be :
Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
Yappy Vagina Syndrome
by Joeydego on Dec 10, 2011 06:52:05
The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of
YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in
grunts.
Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.
Example:
Does
Kate EVER
STFU?
Naaaah, man. She's got Yappy Vagina Syndrome.
Modest Vagina Syndrome
by Rational Thinker on Aug 21, 2007 04:32:47
Example:
Those with Modest Vagina Syndrome would say such things as :
We'll just have to
agree to disagree and not make
a big deal of it
or
We're
pretty good, maybe not the best or the most awesome, but pretty good.